最近被迷上了英文烂梗，俺又多了一个奇奇怪怪的幽默小技巧。本篇收集的英文烂梗主要包括外国的谐音梗、土味情话。话不多说，走起来~
H1烂梗
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I think we need to fix the house
Cuz, there are some holes (Hoes) in this house
这一句是美国女 Rapper Cardi B《WAP》这首歌的魔性 Intro 部分，我直接秒懂，笑死
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Why shouldn't we give Elsa a balloon?
Cuz she'll let it go
冰雪奇缘的主题曲是《Let It Go》，艾莎是女主
H1谐音梗
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What do you call someone with no body and no nose?
Nobody Knows
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What did a late tomato say to other tomatoes?
Don't worry, I will catch up（ketchup）
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Did you know Steven King has a son named Joe?
I'm not Joe King (Joking) but he is
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Which is faster, hot or cold?
Hot. Cuz you can catch a cold （感冒）
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I only know 25 letters of the alphabet
Why?
I don't know why (Y)
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What do you call a bee from America?
USB (US bee)
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What do you call a deer with no eye?
No idea (eye deer)
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Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Anita!
Anita who?
Anita pizza, I'm hungry (I need a)
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Don't read Tony backwards. Pls
Why not (Y not)
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Why are doctors so calm
Because they have lots of patients.
H1土味情话
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Can you stop?å
Why should I stop?
Can you stop being handsome/beautiful?
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Do you know what's on the menu?
It's me and you (me n u)
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