最近被迷上了英文烂梗，俺又多了一个奇奇怪怪的幽默小技巧。本篇收集的英文烂梗主要包括外国的谐音梗、土味情话。话不多说，走起来~

H1烂梗

1. I think we need to fix the house

   Cuz, there are some holes (Hoes) in this house

   这一句是美国女 Rapper Cardi B《WAP》这首歌的魔性 Intro 部分，我直接秒懂，笑死

2. Why should not we give Elsa a balloon?

   Cuz she'll let it go

   冰雪奇缘的主题曲是《Let It Go》，艾莎是女主

H1谐音梗

1. What do you call someone with no body and no nose?

   Nobody Knows

2. What did a late tomato say to other tomatoes?

   Don't worry, I will catch up（ketchup）

3. Did you know Steven King has a son named Joe?

   I'm not Joe King (Joking) but he is

4. Which is faster, hot or cold?

   Hot. Cuz you can catch a cold （感冒）

5. I only know 25 letters of the alphabet

   Why?

   I don't know why (Y)

6. What do you call a bee from America?

   USB (US bee)

7. What do you call a deer with no eye?

   No idea (eye deer)

8. Knock Knock!

   Who's there?

   Anita!

   Anita who?

   Anita pizza, I'm hungry (I need a)

9. Don't read Tony backwards. Pls

   Why not (Y not)

10. Why are doctors so calm

    Because they have lots of patients.

H1土味情话

1. Can you stop?

   Why should I stop?

   Can you stop being handsome/beautiful?

2. Do you know what's on the menu?

   It's me and you (me n u)

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